March Madness gets even madder when it is revealed that Indiana coach Tom Crean is a...
Shadmock!!!!
I think it's best Vinnie the P explains what a Shadmock is.
Now that you know what it is a Shadmock is and what they do it is my obligation as to inform you that Indiana basketball coach Tom Crean is...
A Shadmock!!!
No, coach, don't whistle. I'll play help-side defense, I swear.
Tom, this is uncle Lichtem calling up from the old country. I just put a million on IU to beat Kentucky in the third round. I trust you won't let me down, nephew.
Bow down to my awesome Photoshop skills
Tommmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, uncle Lichtem.
He really was a good boy. Just couldn't coach a zone defense for shit.
February 21, 2013 update: I just secured a copy of the super rare Monster Club Soundtrack on Ebay, and the Indiana men's basketball team is ranked #1 in the nation. Coincidence? I think not.
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