Garbage Night In Rockford

With the grim news earlier in the week that police had discovered a body decomposing in a garbage can on Market Street, today's scuttlebutt that the remains had possibly been there for years gives new meaning to garbage night tonight. Jenny and I started dragging the cans to the curb last night then realized it was a garbage holiday because of the Fourth of July. 

Zombie Logic Press headquarters is a block away from the scene of the grisly discovery. Makes me feel glad I never won any of my races for Winnebago County Coroner.

Grateful that I never beat Sue Fiduccia in any of those times I ran for Winnebago County Coroner. I think I first ran for Winnebago County Coroner in 2004, but I can't remember. I decided not to run anymore now that Sue Fiduccia has retired. 

I have had two people contact me about poetry projects this week. But this week is about Jack's sixth birthday. I bought him a Super Nintendo with Super Mario Kart and the Five Nights at Freddys plushy dolls.  Pin It

Thomas L. Vaultonburg For Winnebago County Coroner 2012

I am here to announce that I am a candidate for Winnebago County Coroner 2012. As America's first Zombie (Z) Party candidate, I have run for Winnebago County Coroner twice, in 2004, and 2008, but fully expect to win in 2012. 

Thomas L. Vaultonburg for Winnebago County Coroner

Please meet my cabinet of highly qualified Coroner's Assisstants...

My Coroner's cabinet

I feel my qualifications for dealing with the dead speak for themselves. I am a star of zombie movies, founder of the world's first and longest running Zombie Press, and I wrote the first zombie poem ever, The Shrimp Fork Circumcision Incident (page 46, 1991). I know the dead, I love the dead, I have surfed with the dead.

Here's Bub the Zombie Pretending to endorse me

Bub the Zombie salutes

Vote Undead, vote Vaultonburg for Winnebago County Coroner 2012

While you're here, why not attend The 2012 Zombie Academy Awards and check out an issue of our webcomic Single Zombie Female

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