Showing posts with label Baron von Raschke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baron von Raschke. Show all posts

Friday, May 11, 2012

May 13th Is National Baron von Raschke Day

May 13th is National Baron von Raschke Day. Make sure to celebrate by giving your mom The Claw.





"And that's all the people need to know."


James “Baron von” Raschke was a decorated amateur wrestler before becoming one of professional wrestling’s strangest and most memorable villains. The Nebraska native began working for the AWA in 1966 and became famous for his goose-step, wild-eyed interviews and finishing hold, the Brain Claw. Raschke later became a fan favorite and joined The Crusher to win the AWA World Tag Team Championship in 1984. His immortal explanation—“And that is all the people need to know!”—ended nearly every interview.







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Monday, March 26, 2012

Baron von Raschke Meets the Soup Nazi



I would like a bowl of soup, please.


There is no soup here for you, Baron von Raschke


One bowl of soup, please.


No!

Lead singer of Devo Mark Mothersbaugh requests one bowl of soup, please.


Professional wrestler and former school teacher, Baron von Rascke, your thinly-veiled canard designed to obtain a bowl of soup has not deceived me. You shall obtain no soup. 


Soup.


Unobtainium.


Baron von Raschke AND Mad Dog Vachon? please enter my humble establishment and partake of a fine bowl of soup.


Go fuck yourself. We're going to Arby's.

November 21, 2013: RIP Mad Dog Vachon. A true gentleman according to many who had the good fortune to meet him.














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