The Omega Man is one of my favorite movies. I've seen it dozens of times. Which might lead readers to wonder why I didn't know it was shot in Los Angeles instead of New York. To which I retort: I'm very slow. That's why I have to watch my favorite movies dozens of times.
Charlton Heston as The Omega Man |
A Very Bad Way to Spend
An Evening
Watching Heston portray
The Last Man On Earth
I polish my pearl-
Handled revolver
More than the
Surgeon General
Would advise
And begin counting
The continuity errors
That begin in Scene 1
When a cop car rolls
Off the Jersey turnpike
And continue when I spot
Jack Kerouac and Frank O’Hara
Playing bongos
On the roof of the Met.
The supposedly solitary
Heston rolls on square jawed
And is whistled at
By whores in SoHo,
Hit up for spare change
By bums in the Bronx
And told the end
Is near by Jehova’s
Witnesses in Hell’s Kitchen.
It’s all a hoax and
When the credits
Start rolling
I realize the only
One alone here
Is me.
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