In the season four episode "Never Bathe On a Saturday" of The Dick Van Dyke Show, Laura Petry gets her toes stuck in the faucet of a hotel bathtub. How she does it and manages to remain fully clothed still remains a mystery. Perhaps one explained in the episode itself, but since I haven't seen it since I was ten I don't remember. I told you that to tell you I wrote a poem about my bathtub. I can't remember why. I lived in a basement apartment at the time and one of the niceties that made one cheap apartment nicer than another would be hot water and a bathtub. I really liked this place even though I was only there 18 months. And I did lose my rent deposit.
Bathtub
If you can’t write a poem
In the bathtub
You may be suffering
From iron deficiency
And I don’t recommend
Eating wrenches and pliers
But you sure could lay off
All the bloodletting
And the leeches aren’t
Helping one damn bit,
For chrissakes kid
Nobody wants to steal
The soap it’s already
Been used.
My toe is stuck in the faucet. |
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