Seven Year Old Impaled By Falling St. Michael Ornament First Known Casuality In The War On Christmas

The war on Christmas has turned deadly this year, as Li'l Daredevil Turdpony has become the first confirmed casualty in the eternal skirmish after being impaled by the sword of a falling St. Michael tree ornament.

Losing their son Li'l Daredevil to the War on Christmas has done nothing but intensify the faith of the Turdpony family.


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Merry Christmas from the Sewerpunch family

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