Maybe I Should Have Gotten Him the Bug-Eyed Penguin

What child wouldn't go bonkers at the prospect of owning this fine Willard Mitt Romney pillow? I know I spent over $278 getting one for the three year old, and he just won't go to sleep without it. His final words every day as he clings to his Willard Romney pillow are "I love you Mitt." I hope he's not becoming a young Republican. Yesterday he insisted upon hoarding all the fruits of our collective Leggo construction endeavors despite having done only a fraction of the work. Then he explained to me since he owned the means of production I had no standing to complain. I think this is a bad sign. Maybe I should go back and get him the bug-eyed penguin.  Pin It