Beware The Mulmaster Beholder Corps New Perv Ray Camera

Aside from the death ray, petrification ray, fear ray, and disintegration ray, the Mulmaster Beholder Corps have now added a new eye stalk ray... the perv cam ray. Beware.

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Poor Josh, Eaten By a Beholder On His 14th Birthday

Poor Josh. Eaten on his 14th birthday by a Beholder. Revolting. The look on his mother's face as she was turned to stone was absolutely heartbreaking. Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be victims of the Beholder conspiracy. May I recommend Chuck E Cheeses from now on? But seriously, folks, nowhere is really safe from the Beholder infestation. We're finding them in ovens, trunks of cars, dank, dirty basements, dressing rooms... it's out of control. is that a pinata... or a bloodthirsty Beholder. Once vanquished by a brave and intrepid band of adventurers during The Curse of the Azure Bonds campaign, the Mulmaster beholder Corps is at it again.  Pin It

The Beholders Are On Maple Street

The Beholders are adapting. This one has disguised itself as a chandelier. I feel badly for the family that made the mistake of going to sleep underneath its icy gaze. These wicked trees then swooped in to claim the family pets. It was a gruesome reminder that the Beholders are always ready and willing to pounce. What next? I'm not entirely sure myself, but since cyberspace is limitless I'm sure I can dredge up something vaguely orb-like that will remind me of a Beholder. Death (again) to The Mulmaster Beholder Corps. Pin It

Return of the Mulmaster Beholder Corps

The Mulmaster Beholder Corps have returned, and are worse than ever. This time disguised as parsley, squid, and eye of newt, the Mullies hope to endear themselves to foodies, then once inside the vulnerable underbelly of the host's kitchen, lash out with an array of disintegration and death rays the likes of which have not been seen since the second battle of The Twisting Caverns of Essembra. 

The Mullies have become very sneaky. But they don't fool me. I know them for the vicious, flying death machines they are. The eye of the beholder my elbow. They're everywhere. I recommend casting a haste spell, or at the very least having a double latte before even attempting to confront one of these monsters. But most of all, I implore you, never invite one into your kitchen under the guise of great cuisine. There may be some good eating that night, but not the kind you were promised.  Pin It