Why Mexico Is the Country Conservatives Really Dream Of, and Why We Should Start Exchanging Them For Mexicans

Conservatives dream about a government too small to stop Capitalism from taking it's course. They dream of a government too weak to interfere in the natural order they believe Capitalism will create.

I think there is a country like that.

But it's not America.

It's Mexico.

A country where the government is too weak to stop anyone with enough power or wealth to conduct any business they see fit.

Personal rights and liberties? Not so much, but if you got the bread you can skirt the law.

So, there you have it, the country Conservatives dream about already exists.

Now go there, Conservatives, because you just got fucking faced.

Next up, Democrats: Immigration Reform. ANYONE who is in America working and playing by the rules IS an American.

In fact, let's have a citizen exchange. Let's swap out one Mexican for every Conservative. Pin It