Mother's Day With the Lord

Jesus, by most reports, was quite a problem child. Even a murderer, really. Killing one of his childhood friends by pushing him from a roof, young Jesus manifested his powers for the first time by bringing him back to life. After an undistinguished career as a child, Jesus disappeared. Some believe he went to the Far East to study with the Buddhists, but that seems unlikely. When Jesus re-emerged he was the Messiah. Many might find it interesting that Jesus and his Disciples really weren't very popular and didn't make much of an impact in their time. That's why there are no written accounts by historians until a hundred years later. That, and they didn't exist. 

Jesus on Mother's Day, circa 0.

Mothers Day With the Lord 


Most people like to slip 
And slide around 
On the fringes of 
Damnation: wife 
Swappers and tax cheats 
(Third maybe fourth 
Circlers at best) 
But I want to see 
The entire fuckin floorshow 
Up close 
So I invite Jesus out 
On Mother's Day 
Run up a huge tab 
On lap dances 
And import beers 
Stick Him with the 
Whole tab 
Which I know will piss 
Him off 
Because he ain't workin 
Right now. 

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