Zombie Logic From Thomas L. Vaultonburg, Outsider Poet: dark humor

The long-running blog of American poet Thomas L. Vaultonburg: poetry, horror and cult movies, Rockford history, cryptids, art, humor, gaming, and cultural commentary.

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Like the Space Age, the Zombie Apocalypse Is Far Behind Us

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Like the Space Age, the Zombie Apocalypse happened long ago. It happened long before we ever started talking about it. It ended in a total r...

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Ugly People Sitting On a Park Bench

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I'm full of stuff like poetry today. I got this poem right here. It's deceptively simple in it's simplitude. I say that to try t...

Monday, August 20, 2012

The Turd That Killed Elvis

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The Turd That Killed Elvis From my celebrated and almost universally ignored series of Poopsicle paintings, I humbly present... The Turd Th...

Friday, April 29, 2011

Oprah Winfrey's Pussy

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I am now a painter as well as a poet, actor, and America's First and Only Zombie(Z) Party candidate. I painted Oprah Winfrey's Pussy...

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